I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

A. Whitney Brown Society Quote

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown Love Quote

That is the saving grace of humor if you fail no one is laughing at you.

A. Whitney Brown Humor Quote

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

A. Whitney Brown History Quote