People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

A writer’s job is to tell the truth.

Andy Rooney Truth Quotes

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

I like ice hockey but it’s a frustrating game to watch. It’s hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Andy Rooney Time Quotes

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Andy Rooney Technology Quote

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

Andy Rooney Teacher Quote

If you smile when no one else is around you really mean it.

Andy Rooney Smile Quote

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening terror. Conversely the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Andy Rooney Sad Quote

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andy Rooney Pet Quote

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Andy Rooney Men Quote

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Andy Rooney Happiness Quote

The Super Bowl isn’t for kids I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Andy Rooney Great Quote