You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re doing is recording it.

Art Buchwald Society Quote

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.

Art Buchwald Birthday Quote

Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times it’s the only time we’ve got.

Art Buchwald Best Quote