Every time I’ve done comedy in like traditional comedy clubs there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just you know doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing like very kind of base sex humor a lot and stuff like that.

Aziz Ansari Humor Quote

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

Aziz Ansari Dreams Quote

When I tour it’s like well like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places the obscure barbecue joints burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I’m obsessed with – one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Aziz Ansari Amazing Quote