Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby Women Quote

Any man today who returns from work sinks into a chair and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Bill Cosby Work Quote

If you have no faith you’ve lost your battle.

Bill Cosby Faith Quote

Did you ever see the customers in health – food stores? They are pale skinny people who look half – dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They’re dying of course but they look terrific.

Bill Cosby Food Quote

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.

Bill Cosby Forgiveness Quote

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Bill Cosby Good Quote

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby Home Quote

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

Bill Cosby Hope Quote

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby Marriage Quote

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

Bill Cosby Music Quote