I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Bill Maher Great Quote

If you think you have it tough read history books.

Bill Maher History Quote

Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him he can sue you. For what restraint of trade?

Bill Maher Home Quote

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don’t know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said ‘I’ve got one question: What color is the red phone?’

Bill Maher Intelligence Quote

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window.

Bill Maher Marriage Quote

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher Men Quote

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

Bill Maher Patriotism Quote

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So you know I think as far as our country goes we need more people who will do that.

Bill Maher Truth Quote

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers Republican congressmen do to the country.

Bill Maher Women Quote

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

Bill Maher Experience Quote