The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it but somebody always does.

Bill Vaughan Politics Quote

Now that women are jockeys baseball umpires atomic scientists and business executives maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan Business Quote

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.

Bill Vaughan Education Quote

Muscles come and go flab lasts.

Bill Vaughan Fitness Quote

Money won’t buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Bill Vaughan Funny Quote

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

Bill Vaughan Home Quote

We hope that when the insects take over the world they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Bill Vaughan Hope Quote

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Bill Vaughan Money Quote

I’m an actor. And I guess I’ve done so many movies I’ve achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

Bill Vaughan Movies Quote

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Bill Vaughan Patriotism Quote