There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous?
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
It seems like once people grow up they have no idea what’s cool.
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams we can play together all night.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
So what’s it like in the real world? Well the food is better but beyond that I don’t recommend it.