There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Bill Watterson Time Quote

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson God Quote

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson Intelligence Quote

Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous?

Bill Watterson Learning Quote

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Bill Watterson Mom Quote

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson Science Quote

It seems like once people grow up they have no idea what’s cool.

Bill Watterson Cool Quote

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams we can play together all night.

Bill Watterson Dreams Quote

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Bill Watterson Experience Quote

So what’s it like in the real world? Well the food is better but beyond that I don’t recommend it.

Bill Watterson Food Quote