A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope Humor Quote

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope Love Quote

The trees in Siberia are miles apart that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope Pet Quote

If you watch a game it’s fun. If you play it it’s recreation. If you work at it it’s golf.

Bob Hope Sports Quote

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope Birthday Quote

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope Christmas Quote

When we recall the past we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope Happiness Quote

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope Age Quotes

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If I have to lay an egg for my country I’ll do it.

Bob Hope Funny Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Bob Hope Money Quotes