I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test which I would not have been able to do.

Bob Newhart Graduation Quote

I don’t know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there’s a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That’s kind of regrettable.

Bob Newhart Humor Quote

I don’t like country music but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music denigrate means ‘put down’.

Bob Newhart Music Quote

Funny is funny is funny.

I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person he may never utter a funny line.

Bob Newhart Funny Quotes

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

I’m most proud of the longevity of my marriage my kids and my grandchildren. If you don’t have that you really don’t have very much.

Bob Newhart Marriage Quotes