Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.

Evan Esar Hope Quote

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esar Education Quote

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Evan Esar Future Quote

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.

Evan Esar Home Quote

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Evan Esar Business Quotes