There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

Fran Lebowitz Death Quote

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz Diet Quote

I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’ for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

Fran Lebowitz Experience Quote

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Fran Lebowitz Famous Quote

If you’re going to America bring your own food.

Fran Lebowitz Food Quote

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants airports streets hotel lobbies parks and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

Fran Lebowitz Freedom Quote

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Fran Lebowitz Future Quote

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are in fact barely presentable.

Fran Lebowitz God Quote

Great people talk about ideas average people talk about things and small people talk about wine.

Fran Lebowitz Great Quote

You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

Fran Lebowitz Hope Quote