Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Frank Carson Car Quote

I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.

Frank Carson Funny Quote

It’s never occurred to me to worry about my health or that I’ll get old or that people will stop laughing at me.

Frank Carson Health Quote

I don’t think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson Marriage Quote