What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I’m sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
By and large language is a tool for concealing the truth.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us do they?
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.