No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Women as they grow older rely more and more on cosmetics. Men as they grow older rely more and more on a sense of humor.
I know many married men I even know a few happily married men but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who when they succeed at it become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.