Well he doesn’t make me laugh. I think I’ve got a fair sense of humour but I can’t really see it in him. I’ve listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning and that’s a load of mince as well.

Ian St. John Morning Quote

I don’t want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn’t sing dance or tell jokes does he?

Ian St. John Christmas Quote