We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom and we’re winning.

Kinky Friedman Education Quote

Well I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job we never had a home we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

Kinky Friedman Home Quote

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have the worse you get.

Kinky Friedman Experience Quote

No nothing has changed in my life at all and nothing would change if I had millions.

Kinky Friedman Change Quote

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings but we’ll work late and be honest.

Kinky Friedman Work Quote

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Kinky Friedman God Quote

I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Kinky Friedman War Quote

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman Marriage Quote

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

Kinky Friedman Truth Quote

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

Kinky Friedman Design Quote