We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom and we’re winning.
Well I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job we never had a home we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have the worse you get.
No nothing has changed in my life at all and nothing would change if I had millions.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings but we’ll work late and be honest.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?