The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch.

Larry David Food Quote

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off too because the kids are with their mom so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it.

Larry David Mom Quote

Religion doesn’t play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don’t think I’ve ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word ‘Jew’ or saying it myself.

Larry David Religion Quote

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

Larry David Future Quote

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party and I’m thinking ‘Hey I’ve still got it.’

Larry David Birthday Quote

I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

Larry David War Quote

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Larry David Relationship Quote

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name just see what happens.

The only change I can really see is that I don’t have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Larry David Change Quotes

Once I know people know who I am it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn’t normally.

When you’re not concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.

Larry David Freedom Quotes

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

There are times when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting thinking to myself That scene would’ve been so much better if I had written it out.

Well after the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on!

Larry David Home Quotes