You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Laurence J. Peter Friendship Quote

The great question is not whether you have failed but whether you are content with failure.

Laurence J. Peter Failure Quote

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Laurence J. Peter Best Quote

Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

Laurence J. Peter Anger Quote

Slump and the world slumps with you. Push and you push alone.

Laurence J. Peter Loneliness Quote

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter Art Quote

Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Laurence J. Peter Women Quote

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Laurence J. Peter Valentines day Quote

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Laurence J. Peter Teen Quote

Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

Laurence J. Peter Car Quote