You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
The great question is not whether you have failed but whether you are content with failure.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
Slump and the world slumps with you. Push and you push alone.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.