Online there’s no time. It’s always Christmas.
It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men we’ve got rockets we’ve got saran wrap – fix it!
If you’re working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That’s why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club so that when they see you doing this they will take you away for a little chat.
And I know this happens because I took economics and I’d explain it to ya but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o’clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It’s a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do start their own space program? ‘Let’s send the monkey to Mars Dad!’
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics everybody wakes up and goes to work.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.