You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is ‘What’s in it for me?’

Lewis Grizzard Attitude Quote

Instead of getting married again I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard Marriage Quote

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Lewis Grizzard Loneliness Quote