Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin God Quote

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.

Lily Tomlin Society Quote

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Lily Tomlin Best Quote

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Lily Tomlin Imagination Quote

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent hardworking honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then we elected them.

Lily Tomlin Government Quote

If truth is beauty how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Lily Tomlin Beauty Quote

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Lily Tomlin Home Quote

I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.

Lily Tomlin War Quote

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Lily Tomlin Failure Quote

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

Lily Tomlin Money Quote