When you’re a father in a marriage you sort of become the mother’s assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

Louis C. K. Marriage Quote

When two kids are being completely berserk and they’re naked and throwing food around sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they’re going to be dressed and they’re going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

Louis C. K. Food Quote

When I was first divorced I started dating younger women and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like ‘This is just dumb.’

Louis C. K. Dating Quote

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch people smile at us.

Louis C. K. Smile Quote

Well when I was younger I lied all the time because once you understand the power of lying it’s really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Louis C. K. Power Quote

To me art supplies are always okay to buy.

Louis C. K. Art Quote

There’s no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

Louis C. K. Home Quote

The problem is the more famous you get the more people see you who didn’t choose to.

Louis C. K. Famous Quote

I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Louis C. K. Humor Quote

It’s kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody’s looking at me.

Louis C. K. Loneliness Quote