Women’s Lib? Oh I’m afraid it doesn’t interest me one bit. I’ve been so liberated it hurts.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
Once in his life every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
In life all good things come hard but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.
I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy and I’d be foolish to try. In this business you have to know when to get off.
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since physically or mentally.
I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead in fact without one.
Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.