Women would rather be right than reasonable.
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you’re wrong admit it Whenever you’re right shut up.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men women an occasional animal and the common cold.