You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.

P. J. O’Rourke Money Quote

You don’t despair about something like the Middle East you just do the best you can.

P. J. O’Rourke Best Quote

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P. J. O’Rourke Politics Quote

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

P. J. O’Rourke Men Quote

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

P. J. O’Rourke Marriage Quote

Positive rights are the right to shelter the right to education the right to health care the right to a living wage. These things are – these are I would call them more properly political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum.

P. J. O’Rourke Education Quote

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

P. J. O’Rourke Truth Quote

People are always angry at America. They’re absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger is always directed at America and never at Americans.

P. J. O’Rourke Anger Quote

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

P. J. O’Rourke Pet Quote

Nobody likes insurance companies especially health insurance companies.

P. J. O’Rourke Health Quote