Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won’t date outside their zip code let alone outside the city. They are city snobs.
It’s hard for women who make a lot of money and make decisions all day long then they have to come home and be ‘Stupid Sally.’ Men need respect and they need to know that they can lead in the relationship so even if they don’t make the most money they need to be able to call the shots.
I’m on the Sensa diet. It’s a little magic powder based on Dr. Hirsh’s clinical trials and studies and it basically signals the brain that you’re full through smellology.
I really want to adopt a child… I want to be called ‘Mom.’ It really is the most beautiful word in the English language.
I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn’t like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me ‘If I give you $10,0 will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?’ And within a year he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job.
A man can be drawn across the room with the simplicity of a smile. That’s why your pearly whites should always be straight and shiny. I think most of my clients are drawn to a fun flirty nature in a woman. The problem is most women do not often feel fun and flirty.
Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up we grow out of our haircuts our apartments and – often times – our romantic decisions.
Up until age 40 most men are just not as mature as women. So it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.
I’m an advocate for gay marriage. I have more gay friends than Carter has pills.
On both ‘The Bachelor’ and ‘The Bachelorette’ it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying ‘Let’s date.’ Everyone knows those aren’t the same things.
I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape because I know that I can’t date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it’s just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.
I have put gay dating on the map.
Taylor Swift dates guys so she can write a breakup song about them. I don’t think she’s dating for love – I think she’s dating for creativity. So let’s get her off the market and put her in dating detox. If she really wants love she has to stop writing music about them.
The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They’ll pick eye color and hair color all the way down to what she does for a living what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day dating is dating because they’re human beings.
A ring means a commitment. But more than that it means that you’ve talked about your shared future and have decided together on a shared vision of it.
We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife without getting to know them as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance.