I left home because I was hungry.

Red Skelton Home Quote

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Red Skelton Death Quote

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.

Red Skelton Funny Quote

All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.

Red Skelton Marriage Quote

God’s children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care therefore cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Red Skelton Happiness Quotes