I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield Sports Quote

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist two plumbers and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield Truth Quote

I get no respect. The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would be honest.

Rodney Dangerfield Respect Quote

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world but he know he can’t.

Rodney Dangerfield Hope Quote