I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist two plumbers and a bartender.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would be honest.
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world but he know he can’t.