Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive?

Roseanne Barr Anger Quote

As a housewife I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work then hey I’ve done my job.

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home I’ve done my job.

Roseanne Barr Home Quotes

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite the male ego.

I know how to do anything I’m a mom.

Roseanne Barr Mom Quotes