I like my life alone.

Sarah Silverman Loneliness Quote

And then before going back for my sophomore year I decided to change my major to arts and sciences and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I’d quit school he’d pay my rent for the next three years as if I were in school.

Sarah Silverman Dad Quote

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it’s funny enough.

I mean I talk about being Jewish a lot. It’s funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically but I’m not religious at all. I have no religion.

Well I’m not afraid to say something if I think it’s funny even if it’s harsh or racist.

Sarah Silverman Funny Quotes