I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

Stephen Colbert Teacher Quote

I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

Stephen Colbert Inspirational Quote

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked she got famous for breaking the law.

Stephen Colbert Famous Quote