I was reading a book… ‘the history of glue’ – I couldn’t put it down.

Tim Vine History Quote

Black beauty – he’s a dark horse.

Tim Vine Beauty Quote

Apparently one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you’ll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they’re both enjoying it.

Tim Vine Dad Quotes