Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.