I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I do live like a rock star but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic and that’s not true because I only drink when I work and I’m a workaholic.