I heard on public radio recently there’s a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It’s in Vermont. I don’t think I’d be very good at Weed Dating.

Roy Blount Jr. Dating Quote

People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature.

Think about scary movies: There’s a fine line between horror and humor.

Roy Blount Jr. Humor Quotes